I'm Megan and this is my blog and I make puns. You're awesome!
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
1: Troyler is real.
2: Hartbig is real.
3. Phan is real.
EVERYONE WOULD DIE